Found on www.HolyTaco.com
Here’s what they wrote and it’s damn funny:
Pirates Always Have The Best Bargains
We learned a few things from this commercial: First, if a pirate offers to sell you something, that means that he’s going to give you a great deal, rather than try to murder you and steal your belongings. Second, a “plank”, in the traditional pirate sense, is just a piece of wood on some cinder blocks. Last (and most importantly), you can engage in a swashbuckling sword fight while sitting in a cheap lazy boy and exherting absolutely no effort whatsoever.