Ahh groin jokes. Always fun in my book. Throw in a beloved hero and it’s a win-win.
I think the idea for this one came along when it almost happened to yours truly. Tacking on a blustery day, my feet were tangled in the mess of lines on the cockpit (another fun word) floor. Knowing the jib would come around with force, I was looking for the sheet to wrap around the winch. There it was, ready and waiting to sneak attack my man area. Sneaky sheets.